Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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