pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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