I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
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Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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