does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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