hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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