She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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