idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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