marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Whod you bang
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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