That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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