i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
