the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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