I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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