Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just invented taco cereal.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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