when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I hate all girls vehemently.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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