id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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