You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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