dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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