I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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