i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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