Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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