just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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