New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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