I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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