White coat. Heels.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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