I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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