THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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