I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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