any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize