If i come over, it means nothing
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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