Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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