Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We have started to decorate penises.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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