So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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