we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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