somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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