Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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