Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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