bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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