STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
ttyl tear gas
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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