My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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