Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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