We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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