now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Randomize
