i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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