We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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