I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
