oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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