sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
