I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
smell my finger.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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