Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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