Soap is not a condiment
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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