good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she looked like the before picture.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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