New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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